Just wondering

Would you guys come to my funeral if I died? I'm not trying to get sympathy here it's just a question I have. I'm not trying to get attention either. I just wonder about stupid stuff. I think I'm going to start posting a dumb, random question at the end pf each post that I post. Sound good?

I'm Not a Copycat, You Just Beat Me To Posting

Heyy guys sorry I haven't blogged in a while! Oh well. Anyways, i am so excited to start school again!! I love going school supply shopping and school clothes shopping! Even though my parents hate it. I was thinking though we are going to be freshwomen (haha) next year. And it's kinda scary. I mean we'll start drifting away from each other and finding ourselves. We'll start builiding our own lives. And go to seperate colleges. And it's so depressing because I love every single one of you and I hope we stay friends until we meet again as decomposed particles in the belly of an earth worm! I hope we stay close with each other forever and ever just like the Sisterhood of The Traveling Pants. I love you guys. And not in a creepy way. In a sister way. BYTHEWAY, you guys are so funny. You acted like me confessing to liking Zach was like thee confession of the century!!! You forgot one element of the equation though. Even though I like Zach, would if he doesn't like me back? I mean, how could you not like me? haha jk but still. Help me out here.

P.S. "You guys" are Jordyn, Sianne, Amanda, Chloe (even though I'm not very close to you, your still funny and cool, and my other friends but they don't read my blog.

Right in Front Of My Face

ohmyfuzzynuggets!!! I just had like an epiphany!!! Ha! Well....here it is. I think I like this guy. And I've known him since like...first grade. And I can't believe I never realized it before. I mean he's funny and stupid and annoying as hell....JUST LIKE ME!!! How weird. And ohmygawd.. I was watching Sunset Tan last night and this one guy Nick likes this girl Ania but she's seeing other guys now and she has this tattoo of a lock right? Wellll....Nick decided to get a tattoo of a key!!! What an idiot!!! I mean seriously it was like if you take a 1/2 cup of stalker a 1/2 cup of weed, 1/2 teaspoon of ARE YOU AN A**HOLE juice, and 5,000 preschooler brains and mix it all together you would have Nick. And while i'm on recipes....if you mixed 1 teaspoon of Botox, 1/2 cup of fake boob juice (AKA silicone), 1 ton of BullS#$%, % GAZILLION tons of drama and 5 margaritas for taste you would have the show Sunset Tan. Your welcome for the recipes. I'm thinking about writing my own cookbook/life story. Buy it. On www.thebestthingyoueverwastedyourmoneyon.com.

Botox Schmotox

I think Botox is so horrible. I mean...who cares is you have laugh lines around your eyes? Some people call them crow's feet but I prefer to call them laugh lines. I mean wouldn't you rather have people look at you and say "wow that woman has lived a wonderful life, look at all those laugh lines" instead of "wow mom look a real life barbie doll!" I'm proud of my laughter, and I enjoy laughing and I think your face shows that. So what you look like a million year old tree but you know what? Million year old trees are happier and wiser than those fakes will ever be.

Don't Hate The Player, Hate Their Habits

Okay so I admit I'm a little pessimistic. Who cares. I am here to list my pet peeves. Comedy Style.

1. I HATE when people don't match their clothes. FYI- flowers and camo DO NOT go together!! That's like an ocean and the African Savannah getting married.

2. I hate when people have lots and lots of zits. Hey in case you haven't noticed, there is a new product called ProActive - TRY IT!

3. I hate when people put "quotations" around EVERYTHING they say. Like when they say can your "mother" take us to the "movies"? IDK since apparently my mother and the movies don't exist!!!!

4. I hate when people put on their MySpaces "Ehmagawd I can't live without Fernando, he is mylife". Hmmm, so if I kill Fernando will you go away too? Ugh, you are 13 you can'tbe in love! So shove it

5. I HATTTTTTEEEE! Bobby Jack and Butterfly Clips. Okay last time I checked it was Eighth grade not first! God I hate that damn monkey! IT IS NOT ATTRACTIVE WHEN YOU HAVE A BUBBLEGUM MACHINE ON YOUR A**!!!!! And those butterfly clips have to be blind, because if I was one I would not want to be in your hair because it is anything but a flower.


There is a lot of other things I hate but I don't want to sound like a bit**. :)

So Weird

Okay.. this is really weird but like I think its really funny when people get hurt. Like one time me, my brother and somekidsin our neighborhood were playing hide and seek and my brother ran into mydad's side view mirror thing and it was hilarious but he was bawling and you know if he was dead I didn't wanna be laughing so I stopped. But like I can't help it. I just burst out laughing if someone gets hurt. Its reallybad I know. And I guess this disqualifies me from being a God. Hmph. But you know maybe my ancestors were like invincible so when other people fell they would laugh at the punies. But whenever I laugh at people.....I feel reallly bad for them.

Cheyanne

Oh god....iiiii mean...fuzz. The other day Cheyanne said she thinks it would be fun to play dumb. SO FLIPPIN IRONIC!

Religion

I think religion is so stupid. Yeah I belive in a heaven but you know who are you to say what I should believe? I mean nobaody knows what God wants. Noone knows if he thinks gay marriage is bad or abortion is awful. I mean think about it. Would you rather have a baby up in heaven safe and sound because the mother wasnt able to care for it or would you rather have a baby put in the foster system where it could beexposed to horrible things like drugs, alcohol, sexual abuse and other countless things? I just think religion gets in the way of peoples judgement. Almost every single war we've fought has been based on religion. And in the ten commandments God supposedly said thou shall not kill fellow men. Well what the hell are we doing in Iraq? If there was no religious based predjudice there quite possibly would be world peace. so I don't know. what do you think?

Loser

I feel kinda like a loser. I barely know anybody. Like this girl in my tennis asked me if I wanted to go to Anthony Murrilo's party and like my parents would never let me go to someones party that I didnt know. And Like Jordyn and all them know everybody. And even though I dont need a boyfriend, it would be nice if someone like asked me out. I knda think its because I'm mean But I'm really not. And I dont wanna be mean. But people have said I am. And I do gossip a lot. but still I dont really mean everything I say. It just plops out of my mouth. And I feel really bad. I asked Mrs. Valle if she thinks Im mean and she said she wouldn't put it in those words. She would say im a "leader". Whatever. I am a bitch sometimes. but so is everyone else. Well t anyone my words or actions have ever hurt, Im Sorry.

Disneyland

Im back from Disneyland! It was sooo much fun! I rode on Space Mountain and California Screamin and Indiana Jones! OMG it was awesome except it was like 100 degrees out and we spent like 100 buckaroos on water alone. It is soo expensive there! One night we went to the Rainforest Cafe and the bill was like 103 dollars for four people it was crazy! And the hotel we stayerd at was way too fancy; we stayed at the Marriot and they had like rosemary and cantaloupe water. So posh-posh. Ugh. And my dad was like soooo uptight but whatever. It was awesome. You know how when you go on rides they take your picture? We bought this one from Splash Mountain and it looked like I was about to have a baby I was screaming so hard and it looks like my jaw is like dislocated! Oh and on Friday night there was this sweet show called Fantasmic and the show like scenes of Fantasia on these screens made out of water and there is like a big huge fight scene with the villians and Mickey. Way cool . And we got to go to this thing called Turtle Talk with Crush.It was sooo funny!! Crush is hilarious!! He was like talking to this lady and he asked her howold she was andshe said 38 and he 's like woaaah ur like a baby in turtle years man. Holy Bejeezus. I don't think I have ever seen so many Fashion Disasters in my life though. Some of those people could use like a bath in High Potentcy Fairy Dust. And you know how disney is the place where dreams come true and it's full of magic? Well they should make my dream come true and let me go on a ride without being suffocated by a muffin top! Those people/food munchers could seriously use a bit of magic from the old tinkerbell. Or Divine Intervention. No joke dude.....

Summer should be Alt+Ctrl+DELETED

God. Oops, I ahouldn't use my own name! Okay, Mother Nature! Summer is sooooo boring! No wonder middle school kids are always in trouble. Here is a list of things I've done so far:

1. Rode my bike with Cheyanne to 7-Eleven.
2. Played in the backyard of the model homes
3. Almost killed Cheyanne
4. Hid in bushes
5. Played tennis
6. Ate Otter Pops (Pink, Blue, Green, Red)
7. Cleaned

Life is so exciting right? NO
Summer is a suck ass season when you don't have a car. Or money. Or a life.

Dane Cook

Dane cook is the funniest man ALIVE!!! I just watched the Kool Aid one, the BK Lounge one, and the Optimus Prime one!!!! They are sooooo funny. I was cracking up and I made my dad watch them too! I love Dane Cook.

End Of School!

Sianne, what should I write about? give me any ideas, ANY and I will write them. I'm desperate man. I'm like a turtle without a shell. A bird with no beak. A weiner with no balls!!!!!