So Weird

Okay.. this is really weird but like I think its really funny when people get hurt. Like one time me, my brother and somekidsin our neighborhood were playing hide and seek and my brother ran into mydad's side view mirror thing and it was hilarious but he was bawling and you know if he was dead I didn't wanna be laughing so I stopped. But like I can't help it. I just burst out laughing if someone gets hurt. Its reallybad I know. And I guess this disqualifies me from being a God. Hmph. But you know maybe my ancestors were like invincible so when other people fell they would laugh at the punies. But whenever I laugh at people.....I feel reallly bad for them.

Cheyanne

Oh god....iiiii mean...fuzz. The other day Cheyanne said she thinks it would be fun to play dumb. SO FLIPPIN IRONIC!

Religion

I think religion is so stupid. Yeah I belive in a heaven but you know who are you to say what I should believe? I mean nobaody knows what God wants. Noone knows if he thinks gay marriage is bad or abortion is awful. I mean think about it. Would you rather have a baby up in heaven safe and sound because the mother wasnt able to care for it or would you rather have a baby put in the foster system where it could beexposed to horrible things like drugs, alcohol, sexual abuse and other countless things? I just think religion gets in the way of peoples judgement. Almost every single war we've fought has been based on religion. And in the ten commandments God supposedly said thou shall not kill fellow men. Well what the hell are we doing in Iraq? If there was no religious based predjudice there quite possibly would be world peace. so I don't know. what do you think?

Loser

I feel kinda like a loser. I barely know anybody. Like this girl in my tennis asked me if I wanted to go to Anthony Murrilo's party and like my parents would never let me go to someones party that I didnt know. And Like Jordyn and all them know everybody. And even though I dont need a boyfriend, it would be nice if someone like asked me out. I knda think its because I'm mean But I'm really not. And I dont wanna be mean. But people have said I am. And I do gossip a lot. but still I dont really mean everything I say. It just plops out of my mouth. And I feel really bad. I asked Mrs. Valle if she thinks Im mean and she said she wouldn't put it in those words. She would say im a "leader". Whatever. I am a bitch sometimes. but so is everyone else. Well t anyone my words or actions have ever hurt, Im Sorry.

Disneyland

Im back from Disneyland! It was sooo much fun! I rode on Space Mountain and California Screamin and Indiana Jones! OMG it was awesome except it was like 100 degrees out and we spent like 100 buckaroos on water alone. It is soo expensive there! One night we went to the Rainforest Cafe and the bill was like 103 dollars for four people it was crazy! And the hotel we stayerd at was way too fancy; we stayed at the Marriot and they had like rosemary and cantaloupe water. So posh-posh. Ugh. And my dad was like soooo uptight but whatever. It was awesome. You know how when you go on rides they take your picture? We bought this one from Splash Mountain and it looked like I was about to have a baby I was screaming so hard and it looks like my jaw is like dislocated! Oh and on Friday night there was this sweet show called Fantasmic and the show like scenes of Fantasia on these screens made out of water and there is like a big huge fight scene with the villians and Mickey. Way cool . And we got to go to this thing called Turtle Talk with Crush.It was sooo funny!! Crush is hilarious!! He was like talking to this lady and he asked her howold she was andshe said 38 and he 's like woaaah ur like a baby in turtle years man. Holy Bejeezus. I don't think I have ever seen so many Fashion Disasters in my life though. Some of those people could use like a bath in High Potentcy Fairy Dust. And you know how disney is the place where dreams come true and it's full of magic? Well they should make my dream come true and let me go on a ride without being suffocated by a muffin top! Those people/food munchers could seriously use a bit of magic from the old tinkerbell. Or Divine Intervention. No joke dude.....

Summer should be Alt+Ctrl+DELETED

God. Oops, I ahouldn't use my own name! Okay, Mother Nature! Summer is sooooo boring! No wonder middle school kids are always in trouble. Here is a list of things I've done so far:

1. Rode my bike with Cheyanne to 7-Eleven.
2. Played in the backyard of the model homes
3. Almost killed Cheyanne
4. Hid in bushes
5. Played tennis
6. Ate Otter Pops (Pink, Blue, Green, Red)
7. Cleaned

Life is so exciting right? NO
Summer is a suck ass season when you don't have a car. Or money. Or a life.

Dane Cook

Dane cook is the funniest man ALIVE!!! I just watched the Kool Aid one, the BK Lounge one, and the Optimus Prime one!!!! They are sooooo funny. I was cracking up and I made my dad watch them too! I love Dane Cook.

End Of School!

Sianne, what should I write about? give me any ideas, ANY and I will write them. I'm desperate man. I'm like a turtle without a shell. A bird with no beak. A weiner with no balls!!!!!