Disneyland

Im back from Disneyland! It was sooo much fun! I rode on Space Mountain and California Screamin and Indiana Jones! OMG it was awesome except it was like 100 degrees out and we spent like 100 buckaroos on water alone. It is soo expensive there! One night we went to the Rainforest Cafe and the bill was like 103 dollars for four people it was crazy! And the hotel we stayerd at was way too fancy; we stayed at the Marriot and they had like rosemary and cantaloupe water. So posh-posh. Ugh. And my dad was like soooo uptight but whatever. It was awesome. You know how when you go on rides they take your picture? We bought this one from Splash Mountain and it looked like I was about to have a baby I was screaming so hard and it looks like my jaw is like dislocated! Oh and on Friday night there was this sweet show called Fantasmic and the show like scenes of Fantasia on these screens made out of water and there is like a big huge fight scene with the villians and Mickey. Way cool . And we got to go to this thing called Turtle Talk with Crush.It was sooo funny!! Crush is hilarious!! He was like talking to this lady and he asked her howold she was andshe said 38 and he 's like woaaah ur like a baby in turtle years man. Holy Bejeezus. I don't think I have ever seen so many Fashion Disasters in my life though. Some of those people could use like a bath in High Potentcy Fairy Dust. And you know how disney is the place where dreams come true and it's full of magic? Well they should make my dream come true and let me go on a ride without being suffocated by a muffin top! Those people/food munchers could seriously use a bit of magic from the old tinkerbell. Or Divine Intervention. No joke dude.....