Just wondering

Would you guys come to my funeral if I died? I'm not trying to get sympathy here it's just a question I have. I'm not trying to get attention either. I just wonder about stupid stuff. I think I'm going to start posting a dumb, random question at the end pf each post that I post. Sound good?

I'm Not a Copycat, You Just Beat Me To Posting

Heyy guys sorry I haven't blogged in a while! Oh well. Anyways, i am so excited to start school again!! I love going school supply shopping and school clothes shopping! Even though my parents hate it. I was thinking though we are going to be freshwomen (haha) next year. And it's kinda scary. I mean we'll start drifting away from each other and finding ourselves. We'll start builiding our own lives. And go to seperate colleges. And it's so depressing because I love every single one of you and I hope we stay friends until we meet again as decomposed particles in the belly of an earth worm! I hope we stay close with each other forever and ever just like the Sisterhood of The Traveling Pants. I love you guys. And not in a creepy way. In a sister way. BYTHEWAY, you guys are so funny. You acted like me confessing to liking Zach was like thee confession of the century!!! You forgot one element of the equation though. Even though I like Zach, would if he doesn't like me back? I mean, how could you not like me? haha jk but still. Help me out here.

P.S. "You guys" are Jordyn, Sianne, Amanda, Chloe (even though I'm not very close to you, your still funny and cool, and my other friends but they don't read my blog.

Right in Front Of My Face

ohmyfuzzynuggets!!! I just had like an epiphany!!! Ha! Well....here it is. I think I like this guy. And I've known him since like...first grade. And I can't believe I never realized it before. I mean he's funny and stupid and annoying as hell....JUST LIKE ME!!! How weird. And ohmygawd.. I was watching Sunset Tan last night and this one guy Nick likes this girl Ania but she's seeing other guys now and she has this tattoo of a lock right? Wellll....Nick decided to get a tattoo of a key!!! What an idiot!!! I mean seriously it was like if you take a 1/2 cup of stalker a 1/2 cup of weed, 1/2 teaspoon of ARE YOU AN A**HOLE juice, and 5,000 preschooler brains and mix it all together you would have Nick. And while i'm on recipes....if you mixed 1 teaspoon of Botox, 1/2 cup of fake boob juice (AKA silicone), 1 ton of BullS#$%, % GAZILLION tons of drama and 5 margaritas for taste you would have the show Sunset Tan. Your welcome for the recipes. I'm thinking about writing my own cookbook/life story. Buy it. On www.thebestthingyoueverwastedyourmoneyon.com.

Botox Schmotox

I think Botox is so horrible. I mean...who cares is you have laugh lines around your eyes? Some people call them crow's feet but I prefer to call them laugh lines. I mean wouldn't you rather have people look at you and say "wow that woman has lived a wonderful life, look at all those laugh lines" instead of "wow mom look a real life barbie doll!" I'm proud of my laughter, and I enjoy laughing and I think your face shows that. So what you look like a million year old tree but you know what? Million year old trees are happier and wiser than those fakes will ever be.

Don't Hate The Player, Hate Their Habits

Okay so I admit I'm a little pessimistic. Who cares. I am here to list my pet peeves. Comedy Style.

1. I HATE when people don't match their clothes. FYI- flowers and camo DO NOT go together!! That's like an ocean and the African Savannah getting married.

2. I hate when people have lots and lots of zits. Hey in case you haven't noticed, there is a new product called ProActive - TRY IT!

3. I hate when people put "quotations" around EVERYTHING they say. Like when they say can your "mother" take us to the "movies"? IDK since apparently my mother and the movies don't exist!!!!

4. I hate when people put on their MySpaces "Ehmagawd I can't live without Fernando, he is mylife". Hmmm, so if I kill Fernando will you go away too? Ugh, you are 13 you can'tbe in love! So shove it

5. I HATTTTTTEEEE! Bobby Jack and Butterfly Clips. Okay last time I checked it was Eighth grade not first! God I hate that damn monkey! IT IS NOT ATTRACTIVE WHEN YOU HAVE A BUBBLEGUM MACHINE ON YOUR A**!!!!! And those butterfly clips have to be blind, because if I was one I would not want to be in your hair because it is anything but a flower.


There is a lot of other things I hate but I don't want to sound like a bit**. :)

So Weird

Okay.. this is really weird but like I think its really funny when people get hurt. Like one time me, my brother and somekidsin our neighborhood were playing hide and seek and my brother ran into mydad's side view mirror thing and it was hilarious but he was bawling and you know if he was dead I didn't wanna be laughing so I stopped. But like I can't help it. I just burst out laughing if someone gets hurt. Its reallybad I know. And I guess this disqualifies me from being a God. Hmph. But you know maybe my ancestors were like invincible so when other people fell they would laugh at the punies. But whenever I laugh at people.....I feel reallly bad for them.

Cheyanne

Oh god....iiiii mean...fuzz. The other day Cheyanne said she thinks it would be fun to play dumb. SO FLIPPIN IRONIC!