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Friday, July 18, 2008

Don't Hate The Player, Hate Their Habits

Okay so I admit I'm a little pessimistic. Who cares. I am here to list my pet peeves. Comedy Style.

1. I HATE when people don't match their clothes. FYI- flowers and camo DO NOT go together!! That's like an ocean and the African Savannah getting married.

2. I hate when people have lots and lots of zits. Hey in case you haven't noticed, there is a new product called ProActive - TRY IT!

3. I hate when people put "quotations" around EVERYTHING they say. Like when they say can your "mother" take us to the "movies"? IDK since apparently my mother and the movies don't exist!!!!

4. I hate when people put on their MySpaces "Ehmagawd I can't live without Fernando, he is mylife". Hmmm, so if I kill Fernando will you go away too? Ugh, you are 13 you can'tbe in love! So shove it

5. I HATTTTTTEEEE! Bobby Jack and Butterfly Clips. Okay last time I checked it was Eighth grade not first! God I hate that damn monkey! IT IS NOT ATTRACTIVE WHEN YOU HAVE A BUBBLEGUM MACHINE ON YOUR A**!!!!! And those butterfly clips have to be blind, because if I was one I would not want to be in your hair because it is anything but a flower.


There is a lot of other things I hate but I don't want to sound like a bit**. :)

4 furballs responded:

Lilfink said...

LOL! OMG Bri, you just made my day.

Sianne I Am said...

Haha, I like the forst one. And I HATE when people don't match either. And when kids say they are "in love." How stpid! Hmmhmm(katey, Mikayla B, etc...)

Jordyn said...

haha bri, thats some funny stuff...i was cracking up...im crying. soo true though...i hate it when people do all or any of those things. its sooo dumb.

Anonymous said...

OMG i HATE bobby jack ahhhh it makes me happy that someone actully thinks the same thing!!! thanks☺...

hey its Chloe♥♥