Just wondering

Would you guys come to my funeral if I died? I'm not trying to get sympathy here it's just a question I have. I'm not trying to get attention either. I just wonder about stupid stuff. I think I'm going to start posting a dumb, random question at the end pf each post that I post. Sound good?

I'm Not a Copycat, You Just Beat Me To Posting

Heyy guys sorry I haven't blogged in a while! Oh well. Anyways, i am so excited to start school again!! I love going school supply shopping and school clothes shopping! Even though my parents hate it. I was thinking though we are going to be freshwomen (haha) next year. And it's kinda scary. I mean we'll start drifting away from each other and finding ourselves. We'll start builiding our own lives. And go to seperate colleges. And it's so depressing because I love every single one of you and I hope we stay friends until we meet again as decomposed particles in the belly of an earth worm! I hope we stay close with each other forever and ever just like the Sisterhood of The Traveling Pants. I love you guys. And not in a creepy way. In a sister way. BYTHEWAY, you guys are so funny. You acted like me confessing to liking Zach was like thee confession of the century!!! You forgot one element of the equation though. Even though I like Zach, would if he doesn't like me back? I mean, how could you not like me? haha jk but still. Help me out here.

P.S. "You guys" are Jordyn, Sianne, Amanda, Chloe (even though I'm not very close to you, your still funny and cool, and my other friends but they don't read my blog.

Right in Front Of My Face

ohmyfuzzynuggets!!! I just had like an epiphany!!! Ha! Well....here it is. I think I like this guy. And I've known him since like...first grade. And I can't believe I never realized it before. I mean he's funny and stupid and annoying as hell....JUST LIKE ME!!! How weird. And ohmygawd.. I was watching Sunset Tan last night and this one guy Nick likes this girl Ania but she's seeing other guys now and she has this tattoo of a lock right? Wellll....Nick decided to get a tattoo of a key!!! What an idiot!!! I mean seriously it was like if you take a 1/2 cup of stalker a 1/2 cup of weed, 1/2 teaspoon of ARE YOU AN A**HOLE juice, and 5,000 preschooler brains and mix it all together you would have Nick. And while i'm on recipes....if you mixed 1 teaspoon of Botox, 1/2 cup of fake boob juice (AKA silicone), 1 ton of BullS#$%, % GAZILLION tons of drama and 5 margaritas for taste you would have the show Sunset Tan. Your welcome for the recipes. I'm thinking about writing my own cookbook/life story. Buy it. On www.thebestthingyoueverwastedyourmoneyon.com.